A fuck you to, Packer fans, Snow, and Seattle drivers

Fuck you Packer fans, wait, fuck all fans that come into Quest Field, for the other team. This is our fucking house! dont come in with that bullshit. Our house, our rules. 1. You are not allowed to talk shit, cheer, or even stand. 2. Hawk fans have the right to talk shit to you, cheer in your grill, and tell you to sit the fuck down. Breaking these rules will result in you getting the shit kicked out of you. Listen, opposing fans, I want to ruin your experience at Quest Field. I dont want you there. You shouldn't come. I personaly take it as an insult when you do come. If you were such a big fan of your team, you'd take your ass to that city. I did. So Fuck you opposing fans. Every home team fan should do like Radier fans do, make opposing team fans scared to come to a game!

Fuck the snow. Its cold, its wet, it looks ugly after a day and your a bitch to drive in. Snow, stay on the mountians, stop fucking up my day. Fuck you snow

Fuck you seattle drivers. Making me sit on the 405 for five fucking hours. Heres there thing, you maybe see three inches of snow a year, so when it snows more than that, stay off the fucking road. And just because you have a 4x4 or overpriced truck or suv, doesnt mean you know how to drive in the snow! Dont drive ten over the speed limit just cuz it looks clear, theres something called ICE, its slick, and 4 wheel drive doesnt help you stop you dumb fuck. Dont put chains on the rear wheels when its a front wheel drive! If you see cars sliding backwards on a hill, Don't go up it!

A couple Fuck yous

FUCK the Cowboys, especaily TO. FUCK the 49ers, I'd name some 49ers, but I dont know any of their names. FUCK the 49ers and Cowboys. The 49ers will bring the gays, the Cowboys bring the hats and they can travl to St.Louis and have a big giant Ram fucking orgy. FUCK THEM

People I know, in fact if you've read any of this. You know I dont really carry a conversation. So if you expect a conversation with me, you have to say more than two fucking words. Don't text me one word texts, and sound bitchy when you do. You FUCKING texted me. If you have something to say, dont beat around the bush. FUCKING say it. FUCK this shit pisses me off. SO FUCK YOU Mrs/Ms. Sound bitchy when you text message me.

FUCK ex girlfriends who wont let me bang their sister and/or mom.

FUCK www.everythingsuckedtoday.blogspot.com

Fuck The Baster

Fuck the Baster and "Everything sucked today". Ya know what sucks? Waiting for Fudge Packer Friday on fridays and new is posted. Not that the last few were even that good. They use to be good, but it looks like The Baster and Marriedman blew all their creative jucies all over eachother faces. So FUCK YOU BASTER AND MARRIEDMAN

Also, I live with The Baster and I'm use to smart ass come backs, or just straight up I hate yous. I've grown to expect that. But Baster has this new thing he's doing. He'll just fucking stare at me. He doesn't say shit, the fucker just stares. I can talk shit to him, tell him to fuck off or that I did his mom in the ass last night, he just fucking stares. Really its starting to piss me off. Its not so much the staring, its the look on his face. It looks like he just took it in the ass from a Ram (the kind from St. Louis) and he's trying to hide the fact that he's deeply enjoying it. so once again FUCK YOU JODIFOSTERTURKYBASTER!!

Not a Fuck you, just a random thing

Now, I'm not a great talker. I dont try to hide this. Around people I dont know, I get very shy for the most part. I tend to talk when I shouldn't, and really, I dont know when to shut the hell up once I start. I have prof to support these statements.

Lets start out with the most recent event. Out with some friends, drinking a few brews, it was a going well enough. Except there was this one girl, that I had just met. Hadn't talked to her all night. Why? cuz I'm fucking shy. So the one time I do go to talk to her, and I fuck up her name. And I was way off. Its not like her name was Abby and I called her Aprail. Her name is Jen (at least thats what I believe at this point, I could be wrong) and I called her Kelly. Not even close.

Example number duce. There I was, laying in bed with a very beautiful women. Things were looking up, if you get what I'm saying. At this point whatever needed to be said had been said already, right? Well in my simple mind I decided it was a good time to talk. And I dont remember word for word what was said but I think it went along these lines "so, how many guys have you invited into your bed" Enough said, game over, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. Shut down.

This out of all the others is enough reason for me to just shut up. There I was with my kinda Exgirlfriend (thats a whole different story) Her grandfather had just died and it was only a few hours after the funeral. She needed support and comfort. Guess what I wanted? Sex. (Before going on, I would like to say I feel like a complete dick looking back at this) I took her out for a few drinks and took her home. Well while in her driveway I slip in... her favorite CD and try to set the mood. (What the fuck I was thinking I don't know) I start to kiss her and she says its not right. Well being the stupid guy with sex on his mind I try to get her to explain whats not right about it. Do I need to say more?

So there you have it. Those are the reason why I do not talk to women. E-mail and Text I got game, but if it comes out my mouth, Game Over.

A quick Fuck You

Ok, I love viedo games. They're great, but some things in viedo games should not cross. There's a place for a sword, and a place for a gun, they should not ever be in the same fucking game. A sword and a bow, is ok. A gun and a knife are ok. Gun and sword, not fucking working. Its just fucking stupid. Its like playing a hunting game and having a goblin jump out of the bushes. Not fucking working. So a quick Fuck You to viedo games that fuck that up.

FUCK THAT ONE GUY

Ok, so I was thinking, yeah it was rough, but I was really thinking, FUCK THAT ONE GUY. You know, that one guy who dirty macked behind you back, took pages out of your play book to steal, THAT ONE GIRL form you. He took pages from my fucking play book and snaged her up. I FUCKING watched him do it, but what the fuck could I do? Ask her about him, say that it was bothering me? I did, and right out of my fucking play book, he tells her that, "I respect your relationship with him, I really just want to be friends." He played it fucking perfect. How the fuck do you counter that shit? You can't tell her that you think he wants her, cuz that just makes you look like a jelous prick and gives him points. I wanted just to walk up to him and knock him the fuck out, but once again that gives him points. And he would have been a lil bitch about the shit. Whould have cried, told her what a jerk I am...blah blah blah. If I would have thought he would have been a man about it, and come at me, and say shit like "Yeah I want her" and shit like that, I could have fliped it on him. But he's a LIL BITCH. So now they become best fucking friends. She comes to him with our problems, so now he knows and exploits that shit. He Becomes everything she likes in me, and then makes sure he's nothing that she dislikes about me. Its like that FUCKING GUY has a copy of my play book. And I cant do shit, because now he's her "best friend" and I really do care about this girl. So knocking his bitch made ass out would only hurt her. (I admit, it would have made me fell a hell of alot better) and trying to expose him just makes me look like a jelous lil bitch. so FUCK THAT ONE GUY. I'm not a playa hater, If you got game use it, but dont use MY FUCKING PLAY BOOK YOU LIL BITCH. FUUUCCKKK I HATE THAT ONE FUCKING GUY. and even if I did see him, I can't knock him out now, some of his friends are my friends. I would have to have a reason and I know he's a lil bitch and would never do anything to give me a reason to, and you know why, cuz it would make me look better.... and he knows this cuz he has my fucking play book. FUCK HIM! Oh and at this point, I could use my game and make a move to get her back, (I'd tell you here but then he'd know more of my play book.) But I can't cuz unlike that ONE FUCKING GUY, I actualy care about her, and know how emotionaly hard that would be on her. SO FUCK THAT ONE GUY WITH ONE BIG FUCK YOU UP YOUR RAM ASS. He better make it last with her, cuz if I see him when there not together, its gonna be some tupac hit em up shit. FUCK YOU, YOU PLAY BOOK STEALING, SMALL DICK, LIL BITCH. I'm out!

A Pre-Game FUCK YOU

This is a Pre Game FUCK YOU too.... The FUCKING RAMS. I HATE that FUCKING TEAM. FUCK HOLT. Fuck them all in their goat ass. There is not a team that I hate anymore then those fucks. I wish harm to no one... except those fucks, their fans, and the whole fucking city. They just piss me off so much, words dont do just. FUCK THE RAMS! If they beat the Hawks this sunday, it will only be because our star players are out. I hope that part of the Seahawks game plan is to give career ending injuries to their POS FUCKING starting QB, and WRs. I want them all hurt. I want them to regreat even showing up to the game. FUCK THEM ALL.

Fuck That One Girl

Fuck that one girl. Almost all guys have that one girl. That one girl that you always wonder "What if" What if that night didn't end like that, What if I played that differently, What if I would of said that instead, What if I didnt try to lay pipe that night her grandfather died... Guys you know who I'm talking about. It just becomes a fucked up sistuation. When you go out, you hope that you dont run into her, but theres a part of you that really wants to see her again. At times you get pissed and all you can say is "unbelieveable" you just say it over and over cuz your so mad... but you cant help but to play that song, or check her Myspace to see what guy is now on her top 8, or just to get a glimps into her life. And as soon as you click on her profile and you see that picture, you feel that tug in your heart, cuz you had forgotten how beautiful her smile is. Your thoughts lead to "What ifs" well FUCK THAT ONE GIRL. It's better left at "What if" So FUCK HER, FUCK HER FRIENDS and FUCK THAT ONE GIRL

FUCK THAT

I want to give out a really BIG FUCK THAT to the shit women do.

Tell me guys what you would do in this sisuation. Your laid up, fucked up on pain killers, enjoying your game of Halo when your girlfriend calls. You pick up not to hear that she hopes your doing better, but to tell you that she's been talking to her ex and catching feelings for him again. What would you do? was I wrong to say, "well see ya later then"? What the fuck was she expecting me to say? "OK i'll sit back like a lil bitch while you go fuck around with him to see if you still have feelings for the fuck stick, only to find out that it ended for a fucking reason" What the fuck do you women expect us to say? well whatever I said I was wrong. Cuz after that she acted like a total cunt, yes a fucking cunt. I'll say it again, C U N T. but not all the time, when she needed something, or felt lonely, and even the few more times we fucked. Women, tell men what you want from us. Dont fuck me one night, call me the next morning telling me you never want to talk again. Then call me and go off about why I havent called you. Then call me from your friends phone cuz I wont pick up when you call cuz we just argue when we do talk, and bitch me out for not picking up the phone. So I BIG FUCK YOU to that.

Also, dont call me months later while I'm dating someone else to tell me "I wasn't ready for it to be over" What the fuck do you mean? You told me when we ended it "I'm ready for it to be over" dont do that shit. I can accept, "I was wrong, I wasnt ready for it to be over", or a simple, "I was wrong". Can you just not accept the fact that you made a mistake? but NOOO you want to flip it around and somehow make it my fault that I moved on. So A BIG FUCK THAT to the shit women do.

Dumb Bitch

This is a BIG FUCK you to that dumb bitch who recently left her husband for some old balding duche bag.

What the fuck is your problem you dumb bitch? you left a great guy for that duche bag? The dudes like 40 and your banging him. I know your dumb, but its wine that gets better with age, not balls. Your closer to his fucking daughters age. I heard your calling her your daughter. Your not even un-married yet. Just think about how fucked up that girl is going to be when she grows up, oh wait shes almost the same age. You two can have slumber parties and talk about boys and braid eachothers hair. At least when your relationship falls apart you will have someone to go out drinking with. Damn she's fucking dumb. So to you dumb bitch. FUCK YOU

My first few fuck yous..

This blog is all about saying "fuck you" to the people, places, and things, that piss me off.

Number one for the day... A big fuck you to the Radiers, and especially that overweight, over the hill, overpaid piece of shit Warren Sapp. The pussy wasn't even involved in the shit and the mother fucker is on sportscenter talking shit about Stevens. The motherfucker cant get in the highlights any more so the fat bitch has to talk shit about shit he wasn't even in just to get some fucking camra time. FUCK YOU FAT ASS. I didnt see you talking shit to The Hammer after the game, cuz you aint got no fucking nuts. And to that piece of shit that kneed Stevens. What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking pussy. Have to knee someone in the nuts to try and win a battle. And it didnt even affect him. How big of a pussy do you have to be to not hurt someone when you knee their nuts. And then once you saw that it didnt do anything to him you backed off, but its ok, I know why. Its cuz your a lil bitch. so much of a bitch I dont even remember your name. So heres a BIG FUCK YOU, to the lil bitch on the Radiers whos name I dont know.