FIRST OFF, FUCK YOU DELL. You call that shit customer service? I call, the guy comes, to tell me my computers broken. No fucking shit, thats why I called asshole! then he gives me a refrence number so I can sit on hold for 2 fucking hours to talk to some out sourced pice of shit. Don't tell me you names Bob, or Dave or some other american name, you fucking Mohmad Je-hid american hating son of a bitch. You love our jobs but hate us dont you you fucking camel fucker. And this asshole ends up telling me I got the wrong department and that he can't help me. Thanks for wasting my fucking time.
Fuck the far left, you cant throw us out of office cuz you dont like someone. You need a fucking reason, and the fact that he wont hug a tree and suck arab dick, isnt a reason. Dont start with the "bring our troops home" bullshit. They joined the service, either enlisted or as a weekend warrior. Either way they signed their ass over. Dont get me wrong, I thank them for it. Lets look at the facts, either they signed up cuz their BA and want to kick some ass, or they wanted to get free collage, leasson number one, nothing comes for free. Welcome to Iraq mother fucker.
Fuck the Bears. You were over rated, lost the big game, and everyone knows Rex sucks now. Game over, FUCK YOU
FUCK FANS that come to quest field not wearing Blue and Green. FUCK YOU, stay home. I'm not lying when I say I want to hurt every single one of you. If you collapsed in front of me and needed CPR, I'd kick you in the head, then pee on you. Thats how much I hate you. FUCK OFF, DIE
FUCK THE 405! Seattle learn how to drive. DONT fucking rubberneck, and I promise you all, corners are not that fucking scary, you dont have to come to a complete stop.
FUCK ABBY, AND KRISTI. Yeah, I'm bitter, still. How would you feel if you got left for some fat fuck half a man mother fucker. The bitch is 27 and works as a stock boy for Cosco. His ex-wife ran off with some other guy, cuz he's a pussy. the only thing he gots is his car, that he uses to impress 19 year old females, i.e. Abby. which he cant afford, and thats why he lives in a house with 4 other people. POS mother fucker. For Kristi, stop being a cunt. thats it.
Spokane, I love you, but you in 2006... I have to do it. FUCK YOU SPOKANE. it hurts me to say that, but if it wasnt for Bolo's this year, there would have been no fun. A point short at hoopfest, getting punched in the face at the gym. The depression, the job... I'm sorry spokane, but FUCK YOU. Maybe 2007 will be better eh?
FUCK MIKE AND LUKE for saying "eh" like they came from CANADA, Fuck that.
FUCK YOU DIDDY. Pick a name and stay with it. New name, and you still like Pac and Biggie nuts.
FUCK Paris and Brittiny. Really, what the fuck is wrong with ya'll? ya'll fall down the same stupid tree?
there it is. the fuck yous of 2006
